The only pirate at the party

The childhood/developing teenager part. Cross your eyes and dot your tees : a pirate's intro ; A girl in curls ; Mind your own business ; Save the whales! ; Put the candy in the pouch ; On older sisters ; Scarfman ; Junior high, high school, and other places ; Everything is inappropriate ; They are not adopted

The "I want to make it so bad I'll sell my soul" part, mixed with a little "Why do I keep failing?" Sister Stirling ; Tips for future missionaries, nuns, or Jehovah's Witnesses ; I love the stage, it learned to love me ; Disordered eating ; Life with Ed ; America's got it, I want it ; What happens in Vegas ; Blame it on the boys ; You have to if you want to ; Chapter on my young and carefree drug/alcohol escapades ; Devin supertramp ; The Italian job : a musical

The part where I try to tell entertaining stories about being an entertainer. All you have to do is ask ; Do not reply ; Lindsey goes West : a tale of one city ; Boss lady ; Living with boys ; The difference between Drew and Gavi ; You'll thank me when you're older ; How to find me in a club ; Travel pants ; Flight etiquette ; The cost ; Falling in love is hard to do ; A message from Phelba ; Firsts ; No-man's-land ; Confessions ; Everyone starts out in khakis ; Artistic monster ; A stylist's life for me ; Post-tour blues ; Sticks and stones ; "And what attitude are you wearing today?" ; My car ; Best for last ; For the people who have a special place in my heart, I made a special place in my book.