Funny little pregnant things: (the good, the bad and the just plain gross things about pregnancy that other books aren't going to tell you)

Part one. The beginning: Taking the test ; Don't tell the world just yet ; Naming your child

Part two. The holy trinity: Wet dreams ; It's 5:30 p.m., I think I'll go to bed ; It's 5:30 p.m., why can't I go to bed? ; "Morning" sickness ; Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde ; Cravings ; The baby bump ; A whole new wardrobe ; Sex? Yes please ; You are probably nesting if ; I gotta go ; An emotional mess ; Am I going through puberty again? ; Nipples or China? ; Stretch marks and varicose veins, oh my! ; Butt buttons ; Oh where, oh where did my belly button go? ; Cankles ; Superhuman scent ; Who wrote on my belly? ; The great teeth-brushing massacre ; Alien in my belly ; When did I become a member of the golden girls? ; The baby registry ; Baby showers ; The waiting game ; Packing your bags ; Quiet on the set... and action! ; The mommy gene ; My baby blues ; Breast feeding

Part three. Get ready for your life to change: The constipation continues ; The arrival of the stomach flap ; The case of the disappearing boobs ; Sayonara, sleep ; The decline of your social life ; The decline of your sex life ; The decline of hangovers ; From politics to poop ; Code red ; Sick baby ; Now that I have a baby I wish they would invent ; Post-baby phenomena.